It's everyone's job to knob!

Join in the fun this Knob Day and help us beautify the city of San Vansterdam! M-Corp values citizens like yourself who take an active role in preserving the order of our city. We're counting on your commitment to community safety and aesthetic standards.

Skateboarders monopolize our public spaces, create unwelcome disturbances, show little respect for our community, and quite honestly, have objectively bad taste in clothing. These menaces to the public domain are rolling litigation headaches waiting to happen. To help us rid San Van of this scourge to normalcy, we are encouraging you to take matters into your own hands.

Don't be part of the Prob, join in the fun and Knob!